Angola Soldier also good Azonto Dancer
Luanda ( The Cassava Times ) — Many Angolans, and common African citizens all over the continent, pleased to discover the Chief of Staff of the Angolan Armed Forces is … Continue reading
Evangelist Shocked to See Africans Not in Trees, Already Know Christianity
PORT HARCOURT (The Cassava Times) — Billy Bob Smith, successful evangelist and televangelist from Florida fainted for the first time in his life in the Christ Died, Was Buried, and … Continue reading
African Governments Appalled by Modern Slavery Allegations
ADDIS (The Cassava Times) — African leaders, in a unanimous press statement at the AU have shrugged off any allegations of forcing their citizens into modern day slavery. On the … Continue reading
Shoddy Roadwork Will Kill 18 People
LODWAR ( The Cassava Times ) — Residents of the Lodwar area in the Turkana region of Kenya have alerted government officials about the impending casualties to come if a … Continue reading
Tunisian Interim Government to Invest in Fire Alternative
TUNIS (The Cassava Times) — In a shocking press release, the Government spokesperson for the Tunisian interim government has revealed the administrations intention to ban fire from the nation. “We … Continue reading
Black Star tipped to Shine
ACCRA (The Cassava Times) — CASSAVA TIMES had the pleasure of speaking with Ghanaian youngster Clifford Aboagye who has been hailed as one of the best 40 young players in Europe. … Continue reading
Health Close Call
ABUJA (The Cassava Times) — Unconfirmed sources hint that the son of Nigeria President almost had to go to a local hospital this evening. As outrageous as it sounds, an … Continue reading
Zimbabwean leader to take extra steps in maintaining his rule
SOWETO (The Cassava Times) – As foreign journalist depart South Africa with news of Mandela’s recovering health, another African freedom fighter is searching for a means to extend his ahead of … Continue reading
No, Mo Ibrahim
MALABO (The Cassava Times) African leaders are appalled by Mo Ibrahim’s refusal to attend a celebratory banquet in honor of the Mo Ibrahim Prize. “We see the good work … Continue reading
Euphoria As News of Royal Baby reaches Africa
MAMPROBI (The Cassava Times) – News of the Kate Middletons new baby boy has rocked anglophone Africa with excitement. Ghana, once the British Empire’s most lucrative colony, is particularly ecstatic over … Continue reading
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